ELLE OH ELLE

HAHAHAHAHA LOL! AW i love loling its so much fun!!!! LAUGHING OUT LOUD. OH LOL! like really i am laughing OUT lOUD. its embarrassing. nikkos hungry.... LOL
i wonder what other acronyms LOL has.....hmm i can probably think of some in my head right now...
LOW ON LARD
LATE ON LOW
LAZY ON LATE
LAYS ON LIAM
LOTS OF LOVE!!!!!!!
ELLE OH ELLE!!!! OMG... LOTS OF LOVE. thats a good one.
LOST OF LOVE. o0o0o0 so deeeeeeeep.
LOL. i love it when people laugh... it just makes me laugh.. and then everyone else laughs .. and then we all laugh together.. together forever , we laugh.
Laughter is so contagious....... unless you laugh weird.. then thats just weird....................KALABUNGA. Some people have different laughs... or actually scratch that.. everyone has a different laugh! some laugh like funny...
AAHE HE HE HE HE
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHE
HARHARHARHAR
HAHA LOL HAHA
HEHAHEHAHEHAHE
HA

yup... some people laugh that that.. dont judge! haha! lols. i don't know why i put 'lols' haha it would mean like.. laughing out louds.. HAHAHA LOL! laughing takes me away of all the stress that i have...it brings me to a state where nothing matters but happiness. oh its so much fun.. but when the laughter ends, its like reality hits you. then its like.. oh crap! homework. OH crap time to study! oh crap.
When people laugh by themselves there might be something wrong...... OR they could just be thinking about a funny time they had and just had to laugh it out loud! haha i do that sometimes. I think the best laughter i have is when i'm not allowed to laugh.. it makes things so much funnier!! hahaha...
Like if someone hits their head while getting up from the bus... you wouldn't want to laugh because you don't want to make that person feel sad... but you just can't hold it in kind of laugh...
or when someone farts at mass....... you can't really laugh because it's inappropriate..but inside you are dieing to laugh! ....

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF........... ALISHA DEUTSCH

A day in the life of alisha..... CAN YOU SAY SAAAAWEEEET DEAL! This girl is amazing! so much life and adventure....It would be so much fun to hang out with alisha! y'knoow, getting a ride to school :) woot woot! I wonder what kind of food they have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.... MHMHM???? hmmmmmmmm........I like caucasian food!! hehehe i hope alishas mom cooks a lot... oh my goodness. I'm hungry for some caucasian food now....great! ....................HM i wonder if she has any siblings... ;) i'm hoping for a brother.. hehe! ...............................OH MY GOSH, nasty!! for some reason i think she has a cat... OH GOODNESS!!! I HATE CATS... UGH. they give me the shivers.......I wonder what Alisha does as her daily morning routines. i wonder a lot of things actually... like when she does her homework, what she likes to do on her spare time, if she likes pasta (cus i do), or where she likes to shop for her clothing! Alisha is a really nice girl...and i really like her nose piercing on her!! like seriously soooooooo nice........i wonder if she has any other piercings.. hmm.....so many questions to be answered. I wish i had more classes with alisha. But... writing 12 is good. :) okay i'm making no sense now..........i wonder what tv shows she watches.. or if she even watches tv......i wonder what she wants to be when she grows up.. or what college she's thinking of going to. A day in the life of Alisha Deutsch would be awesome!! i wish i could spend one day with her family :$ haha! how awkward but still, it would be great! I wonder if she likes to stare at stars at night or go joy riding because it makes you feel free........................HM I WONDER....like wonderbread...like wonderwoman...WOW...wondering wonders of wondergirl. awwwwwyeeeee...ALISHA ALISHA

MY SCARS

My scars show on the surface of my skin and they look so ugly....but my scars run deep... they have deeper meaning.... Kay I will always be scarred by something from my past but most of my dark scars on my skin are from falling down, bumping into things and shaving. HAHA... yes shaving... PLS GIRLS... don't ever shave with a disposable rasor. They seriously suck........... :( like seriously. SWINE FLU.... wow......... okay...............................Scars...........Although all my scars remind me of the past, some good and some bad, i just wish they wouldn't scar! If girls wear skirts or shorts you can see all the scars... or bruises... i just wish i had nice legs. HAHAHA. LOL..............i wish i didn't have dark knees... i wish my skin colour would change into a nice tone. haha.......im tired..................im going to drink water. Scars are so ugly!!!!! i wish i could remove all my scars...............and just be one skin tone. hahahahah. This guy beside me is writing a lot .. haha i feel so stupid because my blog does not make sense sometimes. When i have a kid i think i'm going to make him/her wear longsleeves...kneepads and some elbo pads!! (Y) HAHA so they don't get scarred... great idea huh...... BUT my daughter/son would look so stupid .... haha imagine i bring my daughter/son into church with knee and elbo pads! HAHAHA. I hope i can be a good mom.............although i don't think i would be able to handle a teenager. they're such handfuls... im such a handful! haha!!!!..................

(DISCRIPTIVE) " That Moment"

My eyes started to water. I tried holding it back but a tear drop managed to escape my big brown eyes. I felt my warm tears flow down my cheeks. I taste something salty yet warm. I'm thinking of the worst things. The worst possible things in my head. I started shivering as i felt goosebumps on my arms. Could this have happened to me!? I walked down the hall of shame. Every pair of eyes were on me. Mouths were moving as i felt knives stab my back. My life was over as i knew it. I continued to walk and i never stopped until i reached the closest park. Going to a park reminded me of when i was a little gir. Being that little girl, full of innocence.

BRAINFART//will come back later.

GET OUT

Get out............................ya nasty! Stop trying to get with me. You disgust me. With your swagger, you're so full of yourself. Just get out. HAHAHA. im just kidding. just get outtaaaa here. everytime i here "get out" i think of the song by jojo. elle oh elle. hahaha.....GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT. Voices in my head... i want them out. Impure thoughts... i want them out. I don't want to be bitter anymore. I hate thinking bad things in my head.... i just want them OUT. omfg... stop reading this... this is pointless..... seriously GET OUT. hahaha you're probably thinking that i'm just a fruit .. hahaha this is literally whats going on in my head.. blah blah blah hawaii.............i miss hawaii. Kay get out. I need to do good in school AAAAH last year omg.. im scared. ANYWAYS Lets think positive shall we........GET GET GET OUT OUT OUT.... OUTTTTAAA HERE. GGET GO ON. GET WID IT. YO YO.... YO YO YO YIPPE YO YIPPE YE. Okay. im seriously so lost now. OH yeah... get out....... hmhmhmhm... Get out makes me think of bad things...the first thing that pops to my head is divorce...... really bad break ups... they usually end up with "GET OUT" .... sadly thats how some people actually separate..............DIVORCE SUCKS... seriously. why get married if you're not willing to make it work??? I think its so sad... isn't there marriage counseling out there?? TIMES UP. SERIOUSLY GET OUT

Do ya wanna?

DO YOU WANNA...... what the frick. du ju vanna............do ya wanna be my man? do ya wanna be my lovvaaa from another mother. i mean my brothhhaaa from another mothaaa................................................do ya wanna dance like theres no tomorrow? do ya wanna jiggy with it...na na na na nanana! do ya wanna sing, dance, fly like mr.araujo? do ya wannnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa bring me some flowers from another country?? .................When people say do ya wanna it i sound it out in my head i think of an invitation to... YENNO........................;) ehe ehe eheeeehe.............do ya wanna eat chicken? beef? turkey?????????? .........do ya wanna write me a love song cus....im cool....yeah yeah....write me a letter...so i can be better............at doing maaa thang. .......ICE....SNOW...RAIN....SUN...do ya wanna make love underneath the stars while eating icecream? ooooooooh yaaaah. .....do ya wanna is such a hard topic! i can't just keep writing with do ya wanna, although i am right now... like i'm writing anything that comes to my head like RECESS... what the f??? hahahahahahahaha okay. im done laughing.. do ya wanna laugh again? AHAHAHA.. that was a bigger laugh.. like literally laugh out loud. laughing out loud. LOL. okay do ya wanna read me a book, preferably a love story.. oh no wait... sometimes love stories make me sad. Kay Read me a funny one. okay..... this is weird. im weird. what the.. so weird!. my life without "do ya wanna's" would probably be really boring..................i have so many dots!!! speaking of dots... do ya wanna play twister??!!?!? o0o0o i loveee that game! twister HAHA.. so much fun. do ya wanna? please! okay seriously now i'm just talking rubbish.. its like im vomiting out stupid. haha! okay...... DO YA WANNA.... WANNA WHAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN FINISH... OR START... DO I WANNA? MAYBE!! YES.. KAY NO.. MAYBE!!!. DO I WANNA?? DO YA WANNA? do ya wanna be my loverr .. reminds me of spicegirls... that song??? "if you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends.." whooot whoot. i wanna dance. sing out loud. i wanna ...............eat icecream................shoot its getting a little bit hot. when is 15 minutes over?! ......... i have a game in my ipod ...... DOMINOS.. i think?? do ya wanna play???/ do ya wanna eat chicken while watching mr. donnici sing an oprah song? Because i know i would!!! i wanna do yoooga/ although it seems easy... i think i might just collapse. how long has it been!!!??? too long if ya ask me. .........i think it seems like its been so long cus i have no idea what to write anymore. I MEAN REALLY?? DO YA WANNA!?!?!? :(:(:(:(:( i wanna sing out loud ... dooo daaa lala doo daa.. kay i was seriously singing that in my head. im not even lieing. i think i'm lacking sleep... i feel.. weird. odd. and weird again.

SEPT 15

My eyes opened. My eyes closed. My eyes opened and I got out of bed at 6:07am. I started walking to my mirror to look at my hideous eye bags. I felt my horse hair, and then walked slowly to the bathroom. I looked in the mirror again and decided to take a shower. I took my black panties off and sat on the toilet and thought of how my day was going to be like. I peed for about 5 Mississippi’s. I got up and put my left foot in the shower. I got goose bumps all over my naked body. I twist my shower knob and let hot water run in the tub. I gradually stepped into the now warm tub and pulled this thing that makes my running water come out of the shower head. I adjusted the heat to my comfort and stepped into the warm trickling water. While opening my Pantene pro-v shampoo I thought of how sleepy I was. I spread the shampoo all over my thick hair and started massaging my scalp. I wait a few minutes to let the shampoo do its thing and put my head back into the warm water. I wash my hair out and it feels like horse’s tail hair. I quickly put my conditioner on starting from the bottom going up. While that settles I soap my body with soap I don’t know the name of. About 7 minutes has gone past and I wash out all of the conditioner and soap and turn the water off. I open my shower curtains and feel the coldness that was surrounding the rest of the washroom. I grab my towel and dry myself fast. I run to my bedroom and put my bra and panty on. I put my school shirt on and walk to my brother’s room and turned the light on. I walk back to my room and grab the blow dryer and start drying my hair. My stomach starts to grumble and my head is telling me to go to the kitchen. I pour a glass of milk and 3 dad’s cookies. I yell at my brother and I start to eat. I put my dish in the sink and let water run on it for a bit. I walk back to my room and put the rest of my uniform on. I curl my hair and put some mousse on it. I head back to the washroom to brush my teeth and curl my eye lashes. I quickly change, grab my school things and head out the door. I walk about 2 and a half blocks and wait at the 59420 bus stop. The shuttle bus comes after a wait of about 8 minutes. I ride on the bus for about 20 minutes, while checking out the views the bus has to offer. I switch from the C23 shuttle bus to a 3 main. I get off the bus and walk to school. I also see other students walking. I get to the cafe and feel like sleeping. I sit in the cafe thinking of my warm bed and I start to feel drowsy. Everyone gets up and gathers their things, so I get up to walk the stairs to my homeroom. Patrick and Alexandra come in our homeroom to ask us who wants to be homeroom reps. there are about 4 names and I raise my hand up! I begin to feel a little nervous considering to I am going against. Patrick decides to move the voting to tomorrow. I sigh in relief. Kristina and I walk to our first class, religion. Mr.Genser puts this pyramid on the overhead. He told us we were allowed to ask any questions, some I wish I could put here but it is strictly confidential. After Mr.Genser answers all our questions he gives us an in class assignment. First block is done and I head to writing 12. Jarren bumps into me and tells me I’m in his chemistry lab. Mr.Genser politely asks to open our classroom door for us and we all head in. I'm wondering why everyone gets on the computers so quickly, thinking we'll all get kicked off sooner or later. Nikko and I are the only ones sitting on our desks, and were the only ones absent from the previous class. So Ms.Ignacio explains the standards of the class and our first assignment. I'm typing in class and thinking about wet stuff and how cool it is to be able to type a lot of ellipses. She cuts us off after about 15 minutes and gives us the second assignment! We have to write about our morning and all I keep thinking is if I peed when I got up. Well obviously I did if you read ^^. We go around reading each other’s first sentences and point forms. Ms.Ignacio used mine as an example and I felt a little smile upon my face. In my head I’m thinking about how I love compliments in the morning.

much luvvin from yoour girl,
LANA VEE
haha okay
it's
Alanna Villena.
KPCE

things that are wet......... ;) LIKE WATER. DUUH

Things that are wet are disgusting. It gives me the creeps. When people are wet they start to have this ugly smell, a smell that smells like chicken poo. When my jeans get wet, I feel nasty and can’t wait to change………… I love it when my hair is wet, that feeling where you feel fresh and clean. Yum. Sometimes I love being wet….. like when it’s a scorching hot day outside… a few trickles of cold water would be nice. When I see sweaty guys I gasp in awe. AHAHAHAHA they look so good sweaty. Why can’t girls look good sweaty? When I sweat I look like I just got attacked by chickens and survived a 2 mile run. SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT. Sweat looks good from a far but once you get near….. you can see it drip and okay, yeah still hot. But the smell can only be so pleasing. I think the worst is having wet socks…………………………..oh my damn. Those things smell so blaaaaaah… nasty. Having wet sandwiches aren’t so great either. I bet they taste disgusting. I bet they taste like rotten socks. EW!!! OH!!! But wet leaves look pretty cool huh?! A dry leaf…… and a little bit of water comes dripping down the leaf … I’d think it looks pretty cool………………………………………………………OMG! WET DOGS SMELL TOO. AHAHA but I love dogs. Okay. I hate rain when commuting on the bus or skytrain…. But when I’m in the rain with friends I love rain. Splashing water …. WATERFIGHT! Ooooh I love me on of those water fights…………..there so fun! I want a water fight right now………………………………………….OH THAT WOULD BE FUN!!!!!! Hmhmhmhmhmhm…………………I could use a drink of water right now.